Morning Reads for Friday, January 8, 2016

– Is the War of Northern Aggression still making us sick?
The list. Either it’s a boycott list, or a list of your new favorite places to shop.
– Oh look. More yellow signs around town.
– Gird your loins. 51 days ’til the primary.

– NY miners rescued from stuck elevator. Miss Jessica, we need a detailed accounting of your whereabouts Wednesday night.
Where’s the tin foil?
– Putting the Bucks into Starbucks.
– What goes around, comes around.

Random Everywhere:
– The Force, coming soon to a Walmart near you.
– Guessing Sheldon will have to buy a new t-shirt.


  1. gcp says:

    What I learned from wasting an hour watching the Obama/CNN lecture on gun control last night:

    Obama is obsessed with the NRA
    For those that fear he is gonna “grab your guns”, Obama is obsessed with you folks also
    Everything else is the fault of congress

    • D_in_ATL says:

      I learned that the NRA would rather hold court on Fox than to defend their position to the presidents face.

      • gcp says:

        I see why it was on CNN. They allowed little discussion, but a whole lot of Obama lecturing. Very disappointing.

        • Three Jack says:

          I tried to watch, heard that it was a good forum. Made it 26 minutes before Xing the window. Geez he can ramble on saying nothing with more words than just about anybody. Not to mention the ‘umms’ as he tries to figure out what he can say to appease the audience. Makes me wish Sam Kennison was still around to push the prez, ‘SAY IT…SAY IT’!

      • Lea Thrace says:

        I think that was a pretty bad move on the NRA’s part. They really had nothing to lose by showing up. Even if it ended up being biased toward the President’s positions, they still could have used it to their advantage.

    • Will Durant says:

      I predict Walmart shelves will be empty of ammo yet again. Just how much of it do people think they need to hoard?

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